This supposed guru is basically blaming the victim in the infamous India gang rape case because “‘She should have called the culprits brothers and begged before them to stop.”
It’s like saying you won’t get murdered if you ask nicely enough ‘please don’t murder me.’
I usually don’t post stuff like this but since this came from a guru A GURU someone who is known to being wise and understanding…HELL NO.
9:08 pm • 8 January 2013
Our cat wants to be a ninja. Right when the video cuts off, Shinkicker9000 said, “Little bastard.”
Well, HE IS. … I still love him though.
7:05 pm • 8 January 2013 • 2 notes
Cat Convicted on 2 Counts of Money Laundering
A federal judge has found local cat Roxie guilty of money laundering. The two-count conviction came down early Tuesday after a four-month trial.
“My client has done nothing wrong or immoral,” says Sal Maser, attorney for the defendant. “That cash was absolutely filthy. It just needed a spin cycle.”
Much of the case has centered around the meaning of “laundering” in a legal context, though many experts expect the ruling to stick.
“We certainly plan to appeal. We’ll take this to the Supreme Court if we have to,” Maser added.
4:36 pm • 8 January 2013 • 238 notes
kaworu should create a dating service except every matched pair ends in one person’s tragic death set to one of beethoven’s symphonies
11:47 am • 8 January 2013 • 16 notes